You know its a Woman when...

Ola People,

Long time no post..well, here it comes...and how?????

My female friends have compelled me to write this one actually....so all you ladies in the house, here it goes...

You know for SURE that you are indeed dealing with a WOMAN when...

1. She CANNOT give you directions even if your life depended on it!!

2. She goes to the washroom in a mall and does not return for a good 20 minutes!!!

3. Panics when she does not have Shoes to match her outfit for a Presentation!!!!!!!

4. Her bag weighs almost 5 kilograms because of the clothes, tissue-papers, lip-sticks, lip-balms, foundation, sunscreen lotions, moisturizers, shoes, executive planner and deodorants in it!!!!

5. She will fuss about your look, wardrobe co-ordination, gait and speech ALL THE BLOODY TIME!!!!

6. She spends 3/4 th of her time in a BEAUTY SALON!!!!

7. Will always look at a beautiful girl and call her UGLY !!!

8. Loves Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, George Clooney or Jake Gyllenhaal !!!!

9. Always thinks Black makes her look SLIM!!!!

and...

10. Cannot SHUT her mouth for nuts !!!!

AND By Popular Demand....

11. Will NEVER, READ EVER Say NO TO SHOPPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Women, Women...they come in all Shapes and Sizes!!!!!

Flabbergasted,
Mitch!