Advertising....at its Best!!!!

Yo people! Wasssup???

Apologies for not blogging that often however I had to make time to post this masterpiece of an advertisement that I happened to notice while travelling by a local train today!

I was at a complete loss for words when I saw this outstanding artwork by "I-wish-I-could-meet-the-guy-who-made-this-design-once-before-I-die"

For all those who cannot read Hindi, the ad is basically trying to tell us about this God-awesome Sikander Shah who "challenges" all the fraudulent Bengali Babas who are taking his "loyal clients" away.

Now, mind you... these "loyal clients" are drunk, addicted, sex-deprived, jobless, non-married folk who flock to this amazing guy to get rid of all their woes!!!!

Whats more, he offers a 3-day "Vashikaran" FREE FREE FREE!!!!!

Oh... by the way, VashiKaran is a technique to change situations and circumstances in one's favor and get what one wants!!!!! (#$^%@&#%@^$%@^#@%$#@^$#%@&#@^!&)

And, I, in all my glee clicked this ad to share it with all those who want some Vashikaran and what-not to be done!

Good Luck,
Mitchelle.

PS: Not to self - I should get in touch with this Sikander Baba and ask him to pay me if he gets any clients through my blog-post :P

Women and Talkin...

Yo People,

Wassup????

Do not even begin to ask, Where I was? What did I do? No posts for long... and blah, bleh, bloh!

Just went through many things... new job and all and am completely fried...what with all the travelling and all!!!

But, that doesn't stop me from sharing this one incident that happened today!

But, before I do any of that, I want to understand this whole "Why-women-can't-stop-talking-even-if-someone-were-dying-thing!!!", if you know what I mean!

What is with women and gossip??????? Why can't they just trap their bloody mouths for a few moments and maybe, pray or meditate????

WHAT IS THE BLOODY NEED TO TALK SO MUCH?????????

And, while I am yet to understand this universal phenomenon... I was witness to a very funny incident today!

Mumbai local trains, like always, have been my source of funny incidents and today was no exception!
This middle-aged potato-resembling Aunty pushed me and made her way through to one of the seats where she met an "Old Friend" and just like anyone, was pretty excited to meet her after a very long time, that too in a train (yeah, whatever!).
So both Aunties begin talking and then they do just one thing - TALK!!!!

I mean, no comma or full stop...just blabber blabber blabber and some more blabber and the potato-resembling Aunty in all her excitement of meeting this "lost-and-found" friend kept pushing all co-passengers beside her, me being one of them and then.....the most funniest thing happened!!!!!!

While talking to this friend, the train gave a sudden jerk and Potato-resembling Aunty....lost her balance and fell...like a Potato would fall...plonk!!!!

But...this isn't the funny part...the funny part was....even while falling....SHE KEPT TALKING...

It was something like... "Blah Blah Blah Blah....aaaa Blah aaa Blah Blah....aaaaaaa" and even while getting up she talks and talks and talks and talks!!!!!

I couldn't help but Laugh Out Loud till tears trickled down my cheeks!!!!

Still Laughing Out Loud,
Mitchelle.

Just for Friends!

Ola Amigos!!!!

Well...today is "Friendship Day" and people are out there celebrating their friendship with one another, all having a good time!!!

I guess, a few lines for friends who have been a very important part of my small life so far, is long overdue...here it goes, amigos!!!!


For all the times I was bruised after a day of fun and play,
I knew I'd have a friend to help me clean my wounds...

For all the times I was scared to my bones preparing for an examination
I knew I'd have a friend sharing my fears...

For all the times I had a crush on a cute guy in class,
I knew I'd have a friend trying to hook me up with him....

For all the times I went through heart-aches,
I knew I'd have a friend to console me...

For all the times I was lonely on a birthday,
I knew I'd have Friends who would come by and make my day!!!

I may have lost touch with some, not spoken to some for eons and probably had fights too many...
But, that doesn't stop me from wanting to "Thank You" for making me realize that for every bad choice I made in life, FRIENDS were the Only right choice I ever made!!!!


Lots of Love and Friendship,
Mitchu.

My Life whizzed past me!!!

It was raining that night,
The night I took a ride back home,
The night my life whizzed past me!!!

Watching little tots splattering in the rain,
The look of pure joy and innocence on their faces,
Made me think, why am I missing such pleasures in life?
Then it dawned,
Innocence and joy long forgotten, I have been running after things that now don't make sense.

It was raining that night,
The night I took a ride back home,
The night my life whizzed past me!!!

Seeing a young boy and girl, walking hand in hand,
Seemingly oblivious to the world, lost in each other's embrace,
Made me think, why am I missing such pleasures in life?
Then it dawned,
Feelings suppressed and practical thought, made me lose the one I loved the most!

It was raining that night,
The night I took a ride back home,
The night my life whizzed past me!!!

Here I am, having finally reached home,
The water having drenched not just my body but also my soul,
A promise I make to myself,
To live this life, this Only one I got,
With all the passion I got.

To make things right, to look over the wrongs,
For I don't want my life to whiz past me on my ride back home!


Originally Yours,
Mitch.

Love was when...

Love, was when I would dress my best for him to notice....
and he would love me back - by gaping at other women!!!

Love, was when I would tell him that he was the "most beautiful" person I'd ever met...
and he would love me back - by saying that I am "ugly"!!!

Love, was when I would wait to hear his voice over the phone after a week of busy hours....
and he would love me back - by never calling!!!

Love, was when I would call to check if he was all right because I never received a call from him.... and he would love me back - by saying he was at a friend's party!!!

Love, was when I'd introduce him as my "boyfriend" to my friends...
and he would love me back - by never acknowledging me in public!!!

Love, was when I'd ALWAYS be the first to wish him "Happy Birthday!"
and, he would love me back - by not even being the last to wish!!!!

Love, was when I'd call him abruptly; just to tell him " I Love You"....
and he would love me back - by saying he was at the movies with his ex-girlfriend!!!

Love, was when I'd trust him completely and know that he would never break it...
and he would love me back - by cheating on me with other women!!!

Love, was when I forgave him and took him back...
and he would love me back - by cheating on me again!!!

Love, was when I pleaded him to tell people the truth about our relationship...
and, he would love me back - by turning his back around and walking away!!!

Simply loveless,
Mitchelle!!!!!!!!!!

My Song of the Moment!!!!

Hey People,

Well...the following song reflects my thoughts for quite some time now...I know many may relate to this too...here it goes...


"Life For Rent"

I haven't ever really found a place that I call home
I never stick around quite long enough to make it
I apologize that once again I'm not in love
But it's not as if I mind
that your heart ain't exactly breaking

It's just a thought, only a thought

But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy
Well I deserve nothing more than I get
Cos nothing I have is truly mine

I've always thought
that I would love to live by the sea
To travel the world alone
and live more simply
I have no idea what's happened to that dream
Cos there's really nothing left here to stop me

It's just a thought, only a thought

But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy
Well I deserve nothing more than I get
Cos nothing I have is truly mine

If my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy
Well I deserve nothing more than I get
Cos nothing I have is truly mine

While my heart is a shield and I won't let it down
While I am so afraid to fail so I won't even try
Well how can I say I'm alive

If my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy
Well I deserve nothing more than I get
Cos nothing I have is truly mine


Lotsa Love,
Mitch.

Ringa Ringa Roses!!!

Ringa Ringa Roses,
I want to ride my male boss' arse up with uncomfortable panty-hoses;


Haasha.....Hoooosha........ I want to go Home !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bored to Death,
Mitchelle!!!!