Advertising....at its Best!!!!

Yo people! Wasssup???

Apologies for not blogging that often however I had to make time to post this masterpiece of an advertisement that I happened to notice while travelling by a local train today!

I was at a complete loss for words when I saw this outstanding artwork by "I-wish-I-could-meet-the-guy-who-made-this-design-once-before-I-die"

For all those who cannot read Hindi, the ad is basically trying to tell us about this God-awesome Sikander Shah who "challenges" all the fraudulent Bengali Babas who are taking his "loyal clients" away.

Now, mind you... these "loyal clients" are drunk, addicted, sex-deprived, jobless, non-married folk who flock to this amazing guy to get rid of all their woes!!!!

Whats more, he offers a 3-day "Vashikaran" FREE FREE FREE!!!!!

Oh... by the way, VashiKaran is a technique to change situations and circumstances in one's favor and get what one wants!!!!! (#$^%@&#%@^$%@^#@%$#@^$#%@&#@^!&)

And, I, in all my glee clicked this ad to share it with all those who want some Vashikaran and what-not to be done!

Good Luck,
Mitchelle.

PS: Not to self - I should get in touch with this Sikander Baba and ask him to pay me if he gets any clients through my blog-post :P

Oh My GOD!!!!

Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....Oh My God....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just committed the world's most heinous sin, crime, whatever one would want to call!!!

I..........
just..................
made..........................
my........................................
profile....................................................
on................................................................
BharatMartimony..............................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What was I even thinking??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!


And...to make matters worse, I have some guy showing interest in my profile all in a few hours of uploading my profile.....


Oh My God....I am going to have a seizure or something!!!!!!!!!!


Save me God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbstruck,
Mitch.

Double Standards, in vicinity.....

Hello People,

Hope all of you are doing fine and safe!

Well, this post comes from my phone conversation with an ex-boyfriend last night...

Though, this ex-boyfriend and I didn't split quite amicably (he two-timed me!!!), I have stayed in touch with him nonetheless...

So...he called last night to announce that he is seeing girls for marriage and has been introduced to a particular girl whom he likes and wants to take things ahead. I say, "Great...what have you called me for?"

So he goes, " I wanted your opinion on how the girl would be blah blah" and I say, "Fine, what do you want me to do?"

On prompting he says, " Our parents have allowed us Only 3 meetings before we decide whether we want to marry each other and this girl and I have met up more than that, so what do you think of this girl's character, I mean, what if she wants to try me out in bed even before deciding whether she wants to marry me or not, what do you make out of the character of such a girl?"

This statement left me seething with anger, as for all I know, this guy must have bedded half a million girls his entire fucking life and is NOW judgemental about a "girl's" character whom he desires to marry...

I gave him a piece of my mind and hung up immediately!!!

Today, when I woke up I felt Happy and Sad at the same time.

Happy - because I am not marrying such a double-standard moronic 'character-less' character!
Sad - for the girl who shall marry that bastard!

Inspite of being educated, civil and living in an open city like Mumbai, I am amazed that such samples exist in our society and to top it all ... IN VICINITY!!!!

I am disappointed to have wasted half a decade of my life knowing you, ex-boyfriend!!!

Have a FUCK-ALL life ahead!!!!

Curses and Abuses,
Mitchelle.

My all Time Favourite Dilbert Quotes !!!!

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Dilbert


Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert


No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert


One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys. (LOL!)
Dilbert


There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Dilbert


Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert


"Then we program the web site using a fast guy in tights and a movie about coffee. Correct me if I'm wrong." "We use Flash and Javascript."
Dilbert

And, my personal favourite...

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert