My all Time Favourite Dilbert Quotes !!!!

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
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Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
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No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
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One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys. (LOL!)
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There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
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Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
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"Then we program the web site using a fast guy in tights and a movie about coffee. Correct me if I'm wrong." "We use Flash and Javascript."
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And, my personal favourite...

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
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