Advertising....at its Best!!!!

Yo people! Wasssup???

Apologies for not blogging that often however I had to make time to post this masterpiece of an advertisement that I happened to notice while travelling by a local train today!

I was at a complete loss for words when I saw this outstanding artwork by "I-wish-I-could-meet-the-guy-who-made-this-design-once-before-I-die"

For all those who cannot read Hindi, the ad is basically trying to tell us about this God-awesome Sikander Shah who "challenges" all the fraudulent Bengali Babas who are taking his "loyal clients" away.

Now, mind you... these "loyal clients" are drunk, addicted, sex-deprived, jobless, non-married folk who flock to this amazing guy to get rid of all their woes!!!!

Whats more, he offers a 3-day "Vashikaran" FREE FREE FREE!!!!!

Oh... by the way, VashiKaran is a technique to change situations and circumstances in one's favor and get what one wants!!!!! (#$^%@&#%@^$%@^#@%$#@^$#%@&#@^!&)

And, I, in all my glee clicked this ad to share it with all those who want some Vashikaran and what-not to be done!

Good Luck,
Mitchelle.

PS: Not to self - I should get in touch with this Sikander Baba and ask him to pay me if he gets any clients through my blog-post :P

Women and Talkin...

Yo People,

Wassup????

Do not even begin to ask, Where I was? What did I do? No posts for long... and blah, bleh, bloh!

Just went through many things... new job and all and am completely fried...what with all the travelling and all!!!

But, that doesn't stop me from sharing this one incident that happened today!

But, before I do any of that, I want to understand this whole "Why-women-can't-stop-talking-even-if-someone-were-dying-thing!!!", if you know what I mean!

What is with women and gossip??????? Why can't they just trap their bloody mouths for a few moments and maybe, pray or meditate????

WHAT IS THE BLOODY NEED TO TALK SO MUCH?????????

And, while I am yet to understand this universal phenomenon... I was witness to a very funny incident today!

Mumbai local trains, like always, have been my source of funny incidents and today was no exception!
This middle-aged potato-resembling Aunty pushed me and made her way through to one of the seats where she met an "Old Friend" and just like anyone, was pretty excited to meet her after a very long time, that too in a train (yeah, whatever!).
So both Aunties begin talking and then they do just one thing - TALK!!!!

I mean, no comma or full stop...just blabber blabber blabber and some more blabber and the potato-resembling Aunty in all her excitement of meeting this "lost-and-found" friend kept pushing all co-passengers beside her, me being one of them and then.....the most funniest thing happened!!!!!!

While talking to this friend, the train gave a sudden jerk and Potato-resembling Aunty....lost her balance and fell...like a Potato would fall...plonk!!!!

But...this isn't the funny part...the funny part was....even while falling....SHE KEPT TALKING...

It was something like... "Blah Blah Blah Blah....aaaa Blah aaa Blah Blah....aaaaaaa" and even while getting up she talks and talks and talks and talks!!!!!

I couldn't help but Laugh Out Loud till tears trickled down my cheeks!!!!

Still Laughing Out Loud,
Mitchelle.

Talk about being in the NICK OF TIME!!!

Time: 1940 hrs IST

Ola People,

So many weeks pass by and so many events take place...
Right now at home with a suspected bout of Malaria and Viral Fever but the work just doesn't stop... Listening to Rihanna and fixing meetings for further work prospects and trying to blog, all at the same time...phew!!

Anyways, a lot happened in the past two weeks, went with a "meetings-galore" agenda by going to Delhi-Noida-Gurgaon-Delhi in three days flat...

Saw a good part of Northern India and this being my first ever trip to North India (though not for leisure) I was really looking forward to it. Now, since the flights to go to Delhi that night were booked and we had two days to spare before the meeting, my boss and I decided to go by Raajdhaani.
Now, the train was scheduled for 1813 hrs IST and my boss, who, now I learned, hasn't travelled by Mumbai Local Trains that 0ften, thought that we could easily board any local train and reach the destination for depature before time. And you know what???? He decides to tell me this at 1735 hrs IST... PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!
When I make him realize his folly, he does the same... PANIC PANIC PANIC... now we both somehow gather our bags and decide to hail an auto rickshaw since these guys can really zoom you to your destination when required... So, our bell-boy hires one and off we go...unfortunately, in the slowest auto-rickshaw ever...and the bloody driver was this no-signal-breaking-traffic rule-following-nincompoop who somehow managed to drop us at Kandivali Station at 1810 hrs IST.
Our next task was to board a Borivali and land on Platform No. 4 to board the Raajdhaani and with an aim to reach Borivali, I had not even realized that I entered the Gents Second Class (Bhaiyya-ful) compartment, where every Bhaiyya tried feeling me up... I wish I could sue my Company and my Boss for all the ordeal I was put through!!!! :(
And if this was not enough while our train was approaching Borivali Station, we see our very own Raajdhaani zooming past us to Platform No. 4.... PANIC PANIC PANIC

Now, if you were present to watch my state with keeping myself from being felt-up and to not panic, I was cursing so loudly that all the Bhaiyyas thought I would bash them up that very instant, what with my large frame and all, and they surprisingly gave me way to get off the train...and then....followed...the SUPER SPRINT... I would really have to thank God Almighty for putting some strength in those legs of mine...cause had you seen me running then, am sure you would have thought that I put P T USHA to shame... LOL!!!!!

Now, I somehow managed to board the Raajdhaani and though I had my travel ticket, I realized something else was Missing.... MY BOSS...OH MY GOD...PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!!
While trying to reach him, his phone was constantly engaged, which I later learned that he too was trying to reach me and by the time he took my call, the train took off, with super speed... Ohhhhh God...NO!!!!

When he finally answered my call he told me, to my relief, that he safely boarded the train...phew!!
And sheepishly said...I am sure you now know what it is like...to be in the NICK OF TIME !!!!!
Man...talk about OVER-CONFIDENCE!!!!

Still Wondering,
Mitch.