Mere Suleimani Keede.....RELOADED !!


This again took place in the FIRST CLASS compartment [seems like am not worthy travelling in it ;) ]

I had to alight at Bandra station and since I was travelling at a peak hour (morning) the crowd was TERRIBLE.So I had to leave my dear seat as the train crossed Goregaon and stood near the exit passage. (Actually there is no entry/exit passage, they are all one and the same..hehehehehe)
So when I went there, a very pretty girl (READ: CHICK) who stood in front of me, was chatting her way to glory on the phone..

Now u may wonder fight kiss baat par kiya, toh woh yeh tha ki after every second word u could hear LIKE in her speech (that sadly happens to be the LINGO of today's English speakers as well)...

Her conversation went something like this...."LIKE i told her LIKE not to LIKE u know listen to LIKE what they say, LIKE do what LIKE u feel, LIKE it is very important LIKE for u to know LIKE what u LIKE....."
Now I am a PEEEPING TOM of sorts, and I could not help eavesdrop on her conversation but, I was SO CONFUSED by the end of her "LIKE" SPEECH, that I took it upon myself to correct her for her manner of speaking.
So, I just happened to elbow her and tell her what I felt about the way she spoke on the phone, to which her response was in the form of LIKE...abuses.

And to my utter horror, I noticed that the same "LIKE" chick was studying in my college...I still remember those LIKE looks that she gave me.....GOD were they scary or what???

Moral of the Story: Hehehehehe....u know that better than I do...

Cheers !!!!

Mere Suleimani Keede.....!!

Hello People,

Just in case u pitied my plight on my first experience,you might just want to change ur preference and hurl abuses at me for this one... ;)

In this incident, I was NOT the cause of the fight, nor did I INITIATE it, instead I ENDED it by poking my Bloody BIG NOSE in the middle..
This happened in the FIRST CLASS compartment..I had to board the train from Andheri (as I was working at SEEPZ then) and noticed that the train was PACKED with people just like cattle are packed in a Maal Gaadi..(Nothing novel in it). Anyways, I managed to get in and stand in a corner that was comfortable enough to park myself...

Suddenly, two women began fighting and their FIGHT went about in a manner like this...

First Woman: "Arey Madam, Thoda sa sarko naa andar, mere ko khada raheneko takleef ho raha hai."
Second Woman: "Arrey, Haallo, Excuse me, what are u thinking u are doing...dikhta nahi hai kya?? The train is soooo Jaaaaam Packed, whaay are u pushing me, ur position is causing so much inconveniencing to me."

Now, I was standing no where next to the ladies, and you people might possibly wonder what made me pick a fight with one of the chicks,so for that... let me tell u a secret...
I have this neurotic problem of correcting people for JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.
So I went up and corrected the Second Woman that one cannot use two Participles (Causing, Inconveniencing) at one go and told her that she was using a wrong form of English..

(Now easy guys, I know that you so badly want to get up from your seats, get inside ur PC and come and slap me hard in the face, but there is very little I can do to curb my enthusiasm)...and the end result was the Second Woman and I started fighting and the purpose of the initial cat-fight came to a standstill....

Moral of the Story: Apne Suleimani Keedi apne paas hi rakhna aur train mein dusron ke jhagde mein taang mat adaana....In short, MIND YOUR OWN FREAKING BUSINESS.

PS: But if u guys are wondering whether this was the end to my KEEDE, my next train fight was on similar grounds.

My Worst Fighting Experience !!

This one was a couple of months back while I was returning home with my friends after our lectures in the morning...
We entered an empty Bhayander local (which we call Ghar ka Gaadi) and noticed that our Ghar ka gaadi was not all that Khaali ;)
Anyways, we tried searching for a place where all of us could sit, we are about 7 in our group and the place that we thought was best for us was occupied by some Bhandiwalis..
With due respect to their occupation (i do not have any personal grudges against them), the fact that they dont buy tickets and sleep on the seats as if it belonged to their fathers-in-law psyches me to the core...
So I took it upon myself to teach them a lesson and pulled the chain at Andheri Station to call the cops, after which we broke into a pandemonium (READ: CAT FIGHT) that lasted till we could reach Bhayander Station..

The Result: WE GOT TO SIT, THE COPS NEVER CAME TO FETCH THE LADIES AND I SAW THEM SLEEPING IN THE SAME COACH IN THE SAME TRAIN A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER. OH YES, AND I ALSO LEARNT TO PULL THE CHAIN IN THE BARGAIN (mind u it is very difficult to pull the emergency chain)...

Moral of the Story: No matter what u do, Bhandiwalis will remain Bhandiwalis!!!Cheers!!!!

MEMORIES !!!


While sitting on my porch on a glum day,
I realised how the world has changed today.

Where once people who called themselves 'My friends';
Turn a blind eye to me today and deem offence.

Where once I was the Apple of all eyes,
Today suddenly seemed to have vanished from their sight.

I was young, full of life, enthusiastic and adorable,
Being hit by a DISEASE today has had me crippled.

I live in seclusion now, untouched, uncared for,
My very OWN have rejected me, why and what for?

I ask not for money, name or fame.
But just those moments that we shared the same.

Please ! Oh Please, give me those moments back,
That I can take to my grave, on my way back !

Life is a Challenge...

Life is a challenge, accept it,
Have no fear, no doubt, no guilt.

Take life each day as it comes,
Overcome all obstacles coming your way;
Think "I CAN do it"; never think "I CAN'T".

Sometimes it gives happiness, sometimes grief,
But, yet, it is the greatest of all gifts.

Never give up, keep trying each day,
For u will succeed somewhere, someday.

Life is a fruit, enjoy it to the fullest,
Never say, "I GIVE UP", instead say, "Let me TRY ONCE MORE";
And you will see success knocking at your door.

Life is a package , with pleasure and pain,
Never surrender, but remember;
"No pain, no gain."

Life is nothing, but mortality.
If not for death, life is incomplete;

For as the sun rises in the sky and sets in the sea,
Life too, has to rise and set into eternity.