Mitchu Madness
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Talk about being in the NICK OF TIME!!!
Time: 1940 hrs IST
Ola People,
So many weeks pass by and so many events take place...
Right now at home with a suspected bout of Malaria and Viral Fever but the work just doesn't stop... Listening to Rihanna and fixing meetings for further work prospects and trying to blog, all at the same time...phew!!
Anyways, a lot happened in the past two weeks, went with a "meetings-galore" agenda by going to Delhi-Noida-Gurgaon-Delhi in three days flat...
Saw a good part of Northern India and this being my first ever trip to North India (though not for leisure) I was really looking forward to it. Now, since the flights to go to Delhi that night were booked and we had two days to spare before the meeting, my boss and I decided to go by Raajdhaani.
Now, the train was scheduled for 1813 hrs IST and my boss, who, now I learned, hasn't travelled by Mumbai Local Trains that 0ften, thought that we could easily board any local train and reach the destination for depature before time. And you know what???? He decides to tell me this at 1735 hrs IST... PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!
When I make him realize his folly, he does the same... PANIC PANIC PANIC... now we both somehow gather our bags and decide to hail an auto rickshaw since these guys can really zoom you to your destination when required... So, our bell-boy hires one and off we go...unfortunately, in the slowest auto-rickshaw ever...and the bloody driver was this no-signal-breaking-traffic rule-following-nincompoop who somehow managed to drop us at Kandivali Station at 1810 hrs IST.
Our next task was to board a Borivali and land on Platform No. 4 to board the Raajdhaani and with an aim to reach Borivali, I had not even realized that I entered the Gents Second Class (Bhaiyya-ful) compartment, where every Bhaiyya tried feeling me up... I wish I could sue my Company and my Boss for all the ordeal I was put through!!!! :(
And if this was not enough while our train was approaching Borivali Station, we see our very own Raajdhaani zooming past us to Platform No. 4.... PANIC PANIC PANIC
Now, if you were present to watch my state with keeping myself from being felt-up and to not panic, I was cursing so loudly that all the Bhaiyyas thought I would bash them up that very instant, what with my large frame and all, and they surprisingly gave me way to get off the train...and then....followed...the SUPER SPRINT... I would really have to thank God Almighty for putting some strength in those legs of mine...cause had you seen me running then, am sure you would have thought that I put P T USHA to shame... LOL!!!!!
Now, I somehow managed to board the Raajdhaani and though I had my travel ticket, I realized something else was Missing.... MY BOSS...OH MY GOD...PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!!
While trying to reach him, his phone was constantly engaged, which I later learned that he too was trying to reach me and by the time he took my call, the train took off, with super speed... Ohhhhh God...NO!!!!
When he finally answered my call he told me, to my relief, that he safely boarded the train...phew!!
And sheepishly said...I am sure you now know what it is like...to be in the NICK OF TIME !!!!!
Man...talk about OVER-CONFIDENCE!!!!
Still Wondering,
Mitch.
Labels: Experiences, Funny Situations
Friday, July 04, 2008
My Song of the Moment!!!
Hello People,
I dedicate this song to all those nincompoops who abuse a sweet relationship called "Love"...
Guess, I don't have to say much as the song does a lot of saying for me...hope all the RIGHT guys get the hint!!
Enjoy!!!!
"Good Girl Gone Bad"
We stay moving around, solo
Ask us where you at, we don't know
And don't care (don't care)
All we know is we was at home cause you left us there
You got your boys and got gone
And left us all alone
Now she in the club with a freaky dress on
Cats don't want her to keep that dress on
Trying to get enough drinks in her system
Take it to the tele and make her a victim
Controlling the brain, ball play you in the face
They shake the spot, she's just another case
Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone (gone)
There's belief we're gone forever
Don't be the reason
Don't be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
'Cause once a good girl goes bad
We die forever
He's staying with a flock of them, oh, yeah
Got a girl at home but he don't care
Won't care (won't care)
All he'll do is keep me at home, won't let me go nowhere
He thinks because I'm at home I won't be getting it on
And now I'm finding numbers in the jacket pockets
Chicks calling the house, non stop its
Getting out of control
Finally I can't take no more
He finds a letter on the stairs, saying this is the end
I packed my bag and left with your best friend ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone (gone)
There's belief we're gone forever
Don't be the reason
Don't be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
'Cause once a good girl goes bad
We die forever
We stay moving around, solo
Ask us where you at, we don't know
And don't care (don't care)
All we know is we was at home cause you left us there
You got your boys and got gone
And left us all alone
Easy for a good girl to go bad
And once we gone (gone)
There's belief we're gone forever
Don't be the reason
Don't be the reason
You better learn how to treat us right
'Cause once a good girl goes bad
We die forever
We're gone forever
We're gone forever !!!
-
Rihanna
Labels: Good Girl Gone Bad
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Of Actors, Ambitions and Scandals...
Time: 19:28 Hours IST.
Ola People,
It surely has been a long time since my last blog.
Kya Karun??? Many events ensued after the last "senti" post...
Anyways, am writing from my workplace after a draining day writing case-studies, testimonials, doing sales calls and what-not!!!!!
Happened to surf rediff for my usual dose of news and entertainment, where I came across Priyanka Chopra's interview on her life and about-to-release venture, Love Story 2050.
It's amazing to see a small-town beauty with different ambitions making it BIG in the bad world of Bollywood on her own! Kudos to her for that!
Now, before you begin to wonder if I have been hired by her as some part-time PR Consultant, let me tell you, it isn't Priyanka Chopra's biography. I happened to read a very rude comment in the comment-box at the end of the article where some cheapskate accused her of clinging to TOP STARS to reach where she is today.
Let me tell you-you moron, that She and several girls like her have made it to the TOP because the AUDIENCE like her, not because she slept with someone. And...what she does to get those roles is SERIOUSLY her problem, not yours...am sure you lust after her as much as the local beetle-nut vendor in your vicinity!!!
Just some months ago, I read an article on Hrithik Roshan and his smoking habits and how the "media" kept insisting that they spoke to his local "cigarette vendor" outside the gym he worked- out and that Hrithik vehemently denied it.
NOW, if he wants to smoke or not, drink or not, pee or not is - BY ALL MEANS, his freaking problem. What right do you have to comment on that???
I mean, hard-core Hrithik fans like ME!!!!, would not change our opinion about our Favorite Superstar, no matter what he does in his Personal Life! I am sure, half of you - bald, big paunch bastards envy him so much, that you just need an excuse to thwart him at every given opportunity... Seriously LOSERS, go get a life...Oh!!! I am wrong!! YOU already have a life and that LIFE means throwing SHIT at people's faces.
You know what???
I end up sleeping like a shit-face and waking up like one too - all because the kind of news I am digesting now-a-days is sooooo full of shit!!!
Oh, MTV Splitsvilla... I am so coming to you for some moments of tranquility!!!!
Still Fuming,
Mitch.