Reasons to have a Baby Girl...

Hey there People,

Wondering if I have turned feminist or something with a title like that?

Well, not really... the only reason why I feel so strongly to have a girl-child is because I have always loved my girl-cousins more than my boy-cousins (Hey, don't take me to be a paedophile !!!!)

There is a certain feeling of completeness when I hold a girl-child in my arms, a feeling I cannot quite actually express. But all I could tell you right now is why, if God ever blessed me with children, would I always want to have a girl-child....

So, here it goes....

A Few Reasons why I would love to have a girl-child are:

Its always a pleasure to dress them, in those pretty dresses with accessories in place, with those cute little shoes and bags and everything!

A girl is more expressive. You can tell from her face if she has fought, cried or laughed. If she is happy or sad or contemplative or pensive. I love that unabashed expression about a woman, an expression I am yet to capture on a man's face.

A girl is ready to mother anyone and everyone whom she loves and cares for. She waits with baited breath to nurture her parents, siblings, friends and anyone in her purview who want to be pampered and looked after.

She also makes a good hostess. I have always seen my girl-friends and cousins entertaining their friends and relatives well, a side I have yet got to see of my boy-friends and cousins.

You can always emotionally blackmail her to act responsibly or do things the way you want. ;)
Actually, most often than not you don't have to, girls by far are responsible beings than boys.

I know many wouldn't agree with my thoughts and yes there are girls who are all wild and irresponsible, but I have gathered all of this from my own personal experiences... (that, my friends, was a disclaimer!!!)

More on this...

Much Love,
Mitch!

My all Time Favourite Dilbert Quotes !!!!

Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth.
Dilbert


Never answer a question unless you know exactly who is asking, why it is being asked, and what will be done with the information.
Dilbert


No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.
Dilbert


One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys. (LOL!)
Dilbert


There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Dilbert


Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it's empty, you're willing to put anything in there to fill it up.
Dilbert


"Then we program the web site using a fast guy in tights and a movie about coffee. Correct me if I'm wrong." "We use Flash and Javascript."
Dilbert

And, my personal favourite...

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
Dilbert

You know its a Woman when...

Ola People,

Long time no post..well, here it comes...and how?????

My female friends have compelled me to write this one actually....so all you ladies in the house, here it goes...

You know for SURE that you are indeed dealing with a WOMAN when...

1. She CANNOT give you directions even if your life depended on it!!

2. She goes to the washroom in a mall and does not return for a good 20 minutes!!!

3. Panics when she does not have Shoes to match her outfit for a Presentation!!!!!!!

4. Her bag weighs almost 5 kilograms because of the clothes, tissue-papers, lip-sticks, lip-balms, foundation, sunscreen lotions, moisturizers, shoes, executive planner and deodorants in it!!!!

5. She will fuss about your look, wardrobe co-ordination, gait and speech ALL THE BLOODY TIME!!!!

6. She spends 3/4 th of her time in a BEAUTY SALON!!!!

7. Will always look at a beautiful girl and call her UGLY !!!

8. Loves Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, George Clooney or Jake Gyllenhaal !!!!

9. Always thinks Black makes her look SLIM!!!!

and...

10. Cannot SHUT her mouth for nuts !!!!

AND By Popular Demand....

11. Will NEVER, READ EVER Say NO TO SHOPPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Women, Women...they come in all Shapes and Sizes!!!!!

Flabbergasted,
Mitch!